Wisconsin founded, Switzerland owned, Jack’s Frozen Pizza has been a staple in my fridge as long as I can remember
Data from PL:
- suggested cook time 13-15 minutes
- $3.33(three for $10)
- 18.3 ounces
- 1160 Cal/FP
- very nice numbers: 348 Cal/$, 5.5 oz/$
You already know what it is. You already know how it do. Jack’s.
FP review:
Appearance:
Classic middle tier FPP (frozen pizza packaging), bright colors and melted cheese everywhere. A pretty picture if I’ve ever seen one.
When the CFP came out of the oven I realized the Cornicione was not of even thickness around the pie. See the picture below for a visualization of the problem.
Besides the lack of toppings on a small fraction of the pie, it came out of the oven looking alright. The cheese browned finely across a wide array of yellows ranging from flax in the middle, all the way to a dark goldenrod on the outside. The sausage pieces looked just great, and the mushrooms were there.
Nose:
The tomato definitely overpowers the nose. It’s a processed tomato scent reminiscent of canned pasta. Spaghetti-O’s probably. Otherwise you can sort of smell the crust maybe?
Mouth-feel:
Nothing terrible, nothing great. The sauce is a little light, but the crust is pretty thin so you don’t need a lot of spaghetti-O juice to get you through each bite. Despite the crust only being 6 millimeters thick, it does have an interesting texture profile. On the bottom it is a crunchy as you would imagine a baked tortilla would be, but as you progress up around 4 millimeters, it gets sort of tomato logged. It’s kind of soggy, a little unpleasant, but not awful by any means. The mushrooms are very slimy, even more so than the mushrooms on the O’grady FP. The sausage comprised of pork, chicken and beef was pretty frangible. Reminded me of cheap microwavable breakfast sausage. Pleasant.
Overall:
Jack’s makes a fair to middling product for a cheap price. This has made them a lot of money and a lot of fans. If you have a free minute and want to read some interesting comments about Jack’s FP’s head over to their facebook page. I found this comment pretty entertaining:
Tim Oreilly:”i live in central illinois eat jack’s almost everyday.i should be quality control.this weeks crust was a little cardy and the sauce seemed bland. i eat the supreme at least 20 times a month. been eating that way at least 5 yrs. p.s.hook me up with some swag or a taste testing job.”
This was a decent FP, and you don’t need to wait for it to go on sale to enjoy at least 20 of them a month like Tim.
Ratings:
Value: 88/100 – The highest Cal/$ and oz/$, and I enjoyed the majority of my bites.
Taste: 79/100 – The sauce was a little cheap tasting, and the topping mix-up left a large portion being very bland, but the cheese and toppings held the pie together.
Aura: 82/100 – The Jack’s logo has a comforting atmosphere about it, and i don’t feel out of my comfort zone when I reach for a Jack’s at the local FPM (frozen pizza market).
Mouth-feel: 73/100 – Soggy, no glaring problems. O.K.
Overall: 81/100 – B/C
Suggested wine paring – Meritage
There’s a new Facebook fan page that you can check out here. like it if you haven’t already. Also, posted there is a response I got from the Screamin’ Sicilian Pizza Company.